Steve Ballmer has Confessed to Brainwashing his Children
In an interview with Fortune magazine, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer told us that he forbids his children to either use Google or Apple’s iPod:
Do you have an iPod?
No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children–in many dimensions they’re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I’ve got my kids brainwashed: You don’t use Google, and you don’t use an iPod.
What a lovely father. Protects his children from using that great evil Google Search-Engine and the best music player ever really bad gadgets made by Apple.
The Inquirer shows us the future of kids like the ones Ballmers has:
While some kids will sneaking off to parties to smoke dope, and drinking, the Ballmer kids will probably be creeping off to the local internet café to do a forbidden Google search or download a naughty iTune.
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